you did what???

[Intro – Calm, restrained]

So...  
Let me get this straight.  
You turned off two-factor.  
Because... the code wouldn’t send.  
And you were in a rush.  
And maybe a little drunk.  
Okay.

[Verse 1 – Measured pace]

See, I’ve tried.  
Really, I’ve tried.  
To stay calm while I watch the logs fry.  
But here I am with a 3 a.m. ping,  
Because you disabled the one thing  
That keeps the wolves at bay.  
And now they’re dancing  
In our data.

[Verse 2 – Accelerating]

You clicked the red button,  
The "I know what I'm doing" button,  
The "Trust me bro" function.  
And now we’ve got malware in marketing,  
Phishing in finance,  
Ransom in reception —  
And you're still trying to “fix it”  
With Google suggestions?!

[Chorus – Angrier flow]

YOU DID WHAT?!  
You disabled the lock,  
Then got shocked  
When the vault got rocked!  
Now I’m knee deep in breach reports,  
PR on hold,  
Legal in court!

[Verse 3 – Double speed]

I got 99 tabs and they're all on fire.  
Syslog burning, the access is dire.  
VPN wide like a motorway lane,  
And you’re out here saying "my bad" again?!

You nuked the trust!  
With one thumb tap!  
And now you wanna hug?  
Mate — step back.

[Bridge – Controlled rage]

We built this place on layered defense.  
And you treated the MFA like nonsense.  
Do you even know what encryption is?  
Or were you too busy  
Scrolling memes mid-risk?

[Final Verse – Peak speed]

Now the CEO’s got a breach press kit.  
HR’s crying in the audit pit.  
I’m writing scripts like my life’s on the line  
While you sit there like “it’s all fine.”

[Outro – Calm again, but cold]

So yeah...  
You did what?  
Exactly.  
You’re done.