sticky situation

[Intro – Guitar lick with spoken snarl]

Yeah, I wrote it down.
On a sticky note.
Right there on the screen.
What? You gonna memorize every password?
[Verse 1 – Aggressive tempo]

Fifteen characters?
Upper, lower, special, absurd.
Every time they forced a reset,
I fought back with one word.

Sticky.
Stuck to the screen.
Neon yellow security dream.
Password123!
Security:
A joke, it seems.

[Chorus – Fast, melodic and angry]

It’s a sticky situation —
A note you should’ve burned!
You gave them your access
Now watch the tables turn.
No vault. No brain.
Just adhesive and shame.
Now they’ve got the kingdom
Signed in with your name.

[Verse 2 – Punchy delivery]

I tried a manager,
Tried an app.
But I forgot my master pass.
So I wrote it down
Right next to the cam —
Like a gift with a welcome stamp.

[Verse 3 – More intense, cynical]

Audit team came through,
Laughed at the sight —
A smiley face next to
“KnightRider69.”
Said “Change it now,”
But I hit snooze.
Then watched the breach report
Make the evening news.

[Verse 4 – Dissonant, frantic tone]

Now the desk is clean,
The network’s not.
Credentials sold
In every bot.
A single note
Brought the kingdom down —
You crowned the breach
With your own account.

[Bridge – Screamed & layered harmonies]

Your note is the breach!
Your hand wrote the kill switch!
The cleaner wiped the desk
And gave it away!

[Final Chorus – Faster, full-throttle]

It’s a sticky situation —
Truth in bright display.
No malware needed
When you give it all away.
Password123!
And a Post-It note crown —
You thought you were clever
Now it’s all falling down!

[Outro – Guitar solo over fade]

Sticky.
Stupid.
Scorched.
Signed out.