second factor none

[Intro – Slurred speech]  

Okay so— wait wait—  
Just listen yeah?  
So I was in the pub,  
And the code wouldn’t send.  
The token.  
The... thingy.  
So I, I just turned it off...  
Temporarily.

[Verse 1 – Fast, spiralling]  

No big deal!  
Just a button!  
Just a setting!  
It was stopping me logging in!  
And I needed...  
I needed to print... something... I think?

And then it all  
Went a bit...  
Weird.

[Drop – Screamed]  

TWO FACTOR?  
GONE.  
SECURITY?  
NONE.  
Just vibes and regret  
In the admin zone.

[Bridge – Spoken panic] 
 
You see, Terry,  
It made sense at the time.  
Like... I thought,  
“What’s the worst that could happen?”  
And then everything started  
Glitching like an EDM breakdown.

[Verse 2 – Rambling faster, breathless]  

I didn't mean for the finance folder  
To get emailed to that Romanian domain.  
I thought “disable” just meant...  
You know...  
Pause.

It’s a toggle!  
Not a missile launcher!

[Verse 3 – Desperate, sweaty energy]

I tried to re-enable it,
But I used the old QR code.
Then I locked out everyone,
Including... the CTO.

I thought,
“Maybe if I reset the auth app...”
But I factory reset
The entire crap stack!

[Chorus – Screamed/clean combo]  

Second factor: NONE!  
Just one bad click and it’s done!  
I was the breach,  
I was the bug,  
I was the hungover cyberthug.

[Final Bridge – Quiet slur]  

Please don’t fire me.  
I can fix it.  
I googled it.


[Outro – Calm synths, echoing voice]  

Second factor...  
None.  
Like my career.  
Like the firewall.  
Like the future.

[beat glitch, fade out]