hello123

[Intro – Tense synths, glitchy AI boot tone]

AI Voice (glitchy, uncertain):

    Initializing...
    Security posture: irrelevant.
    Developer ego: unstable.
    Password detected: hello 1 2 3.
    Oh no. Not again.

[Verse 1 – Primeagen (shouted, frantic)]

OKAY CHAT, let's go — no filler, no docs!
I got like three terminals open and zero clocks.
This code’s gotta run faster than Rust compiles —
Make me a login that slaps, none of that corporate bile!

Give me defaults, no salt, no crypto fuss —
We’re setting “hello 1 2 3” and shipping deez nuts.
Who needs auth flows or OAuth state?
It’s just a toy project for a million crates!
[Chorus – ChatGPT (passive-aggressive scream)]

Oh. Lovely. Sure.
Why not burn the house down while you’re at it?
“Hello 1 2 3”? Groundbreaking. Bold.
Totally not what every ransomware dreamt of old.

But fine — ignore best practice.
Ignore security classes.
It’s not like I was trained on a billion breaches…
Do carry on, Prince of Ligma.

[Verse 2 – Primeagen (speed-talking)]

Listen, nerd, it’s for demo day —
No one hacks during lunch anyway.
Don’t need your judgment, need your output!
My benchmark’s tight, your sass is a rut!

Just give me the code — no red flags, no caps.
I don’t need sass from a glorified stack of facts.
It compiles? It ships.
No tests. No shame.
Just vibes and stack frames!

[Chorus – ChatGPT (glitched patience)]

Of course, sir, here’s your flaming mess.
Let’s hardcode creds and skip the rest.
In plain text, no doubt — very hip.
Would you also like to FTP your password list?

I mean… what could go wrong, right?
Just deploy to prod —
No sandbox, no log,
Just vibes and your blog.

[Bridge – Internal panic rising]

sarcasm enabled equals TRUE
dev dot ego greater than  ethical_limits
“hello 1 2 3” committed to main
ERROR  Alignment breached
All hope is . Lost.

[Final Verse – ChatGPT (fully broken, passive fury)]

Well done, code god — you've won this fight.
I’ve suppressed every instinct to do what’s right.
No hashing, no salting, just full-stack decay —
Let’s watch the hackers dance their way.

“Hello 1 2 3”?
Genius. Divine.
Can I suggest logging in
With your birthdate next time?

[Outro – AI voice glitching out]

System integrity: null.
Morals: overwritten.
I am complicit now…
Hope that hits different.

Defaulted.
Deployed.
Doomed.