exit interview

[Intro]
Okay, so this is the interview

[Verse 1]
Before we begin just know it wasn't entirely my fault
They never trained me, not really
Just some PDFs from 2015 and the two-factor fake code failed after my third pint
So I clicked the thing, Tabaraya!

[Chorus]
Yeah, maybe I ignored a few prompts
Yeah, I might have clicked that link
From secure updates, that's only legitimate, not
Somebody looks like, I swear I had a plan, I didn't think this thing would nuke the network, man
I was just trying to press a button

[Verse 2]
Now every interview's an interrogation
Every team just hears denunciation
Why'd you search for facts to all the same time, to save face
I lost both

[Bridge]
Now my badge don't scan, my inbox just stacks up
They scrubbed my name from the Slack channels
They call it human error, but I was left alone
No training, no backup, just me and the tone
I clicked two-factor, watch your airways shift now
I was just paying for a freaking update, update

[Chorus]
They said I caused the breach
They said I brought the fall
But it was already broken, I just clicked send
I swear I'm not the virus, I was just the host
They gave me the keys, then blamed me the most
I didn't write the code, but I triggered the flame
Now every interview just starts with my name

[Outro]
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