Value Added Education

[Intro - Spoken with heavy distortion over industrial beats]

"Yeah, they told us it’d be worth it,
Brexit, they said, would lift us up,
And here we are — the great success story,
‘Value Added Education,’ now in full glory."

[Verse 1]
"Trade’s a mess, jobs are lost,
But what’s that? A benefit — what a cost.
Private schools taxed, what a laugh,
That’s the win from this broken path.
Haven’t seen a deal, haven’t felt a thing,
But look! We’ve got VAT to sling."

[Pre-Chorus]
"Rich get taxed, that's the plan,
But we’re still here — just a fraction, man.
Who cares ‘bout jobs, who cares ‘bout health?
We got VAT — at least it’s something stealth."

[Chorus]
"Value Added Education, that’s the pitch,
While we’re all just stuck in the ditch.
What happened to the grand design?
Nah, it’s all a tax on the private line."

[Verse 2]
"Fisheries lost, trade deals too,
They said we’d win, well look at you.
But wait, there’s more to this Brexit dream —
Tax the kids, that's the new theme.
No jobs, no food, but don’t you stress,
At least the rich can pay for this mess."

[Pre-Chorus]
"Markets closed, the future’s grim,
But hey, we taxed that private gym.
They’re out there smiling, cashing in,
While we’re all here in the bin."

[Chorus]
"Value Added Education, that’s the pitch,
While we’re all just stuck in the ditch.
What happened to the grand design?
Nah, it’s all a tax on the private line."

[Bridge]
Spoken, rapid-fire
"You really thought we’d get a win?
They gave you this — a new way to spin.
But you’re still here, still on your knees,
Fighting for scraps with broken pleas."

[Verse 3]
"Look around, what’s the proof?
Broken promises, falling through.
But hey, let’s just tax those fees,
On the schools, and pretend we’re pleased.
What’s next, a tax on fresh air?
As long as the rich are well off, who cares?"

[Pre-Chorus]
"Who needs health, who needs care,
When we can tax the elite’s share?
Let’s call it progress, call it a win,
While the rest of us just sink in."

[Chorus]
"Value Added Education, that’s the pitch,
While we’re all just stuck in the ditch.
What happened to the grand design?
Nah, it’s all a tax on the private line."

[Outro]
"Yeah, we’re all still waiting, still locked tight,
But don’t worry, mate, we’ve got VAT in sight.
Value Added Education, they said —
What a joke, it’s all in your head."